got chrome?

“Would you like to install Chrome?”, I’m asked a hundred times per day by my default search engine, Google.com. “No, Google. As I’ve already answered a thousands times before this, I don’t want to install another browser on my computer.”

No, Google.  As I’ve already answered a thousands times before this, I don’t want to install another browser on my computer.

In the browser wars, Google hates Microsoft and Microsoft hates Google. It shouldn’t come as a surprise then when you’re using Internet Explorer and you visit Google that they then try to get you to install their own competing browser (Google Chrome). And when I say “try” I really mean “relentlessly nag you to death on the subject“.

The Fix

I’ve posted before about using a custom stylesheet to thwart Google’s Chrome-nag. Here is a new method which seems to be working for me today. I just updated the option for IE -> settings -> Internet Options -> Home Page:

https://www.google.com/webhp??

Normally, that /webhp?hl=ca part is expected to steer Google so that it selects your home language, Catallà, for example. Interestingly enough, Google doesn’t apparently nag people (regarding Chrome) who speak languages other than English!

So we use this knowledge to break the chain of violence, so to speak. Actually, we’re breaking more than that since by putting two question marks we’re technically breaking (okay, “faking out”) the specification for query strings.

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the power of seo

Everyone wants to sell you search engine optimization (SEO) as a service.  I’m sure there’s good money in doing that but I’ve never paid anyone for this since it’s easy enough to do yourself.  The higher you are in a Google search result, the more likely that you’ll be seen.  And the more likely you’re seen, the more likely your blog will be read.

“Roll Your Own” SEO

Believe it or not, one of my most popular blog posts of all time is “why PowerShell sucks so badly”, enjoying 743 views so far (mostly from searches in Google).  Viewing this graph, clearly something changed between Jul & Aug of 2016.

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The views for this blog post were all 100% organic (unaffected by anyone’s attempts to manipulate search engine placement) before August 2016.  If you typed in “powershell sucks” into Google before this time you would have had to search page after page within their results to find any mention of my blog.

August 2016

Somewhere during that month, I noticed the popularity of this particular blog post and wanted to do an experiment.  Up until this point there might have been a total of 50 views, making it one of my most popular posts at the time.

Daily, for about a week, I visited Google and typed in “powershell sucks”, then walked through the pages of results until I found the link to my own post.  I then clicked the link and parked that browser.  (It’s important to just appear as if you’re actually reading the content because Google’s JavaScript is tracking your behavior.)

It’s only necessary to do this once per day, to be honest.  It doesn’t take much to make an otherwise-obscure blog post gain in popularity in the “eyes” of Google’s search engine.

I repeated this behavior until the blog post was listed in the top five entries of the first page of results and then let nature take its course.

The Result

Of course, the Internet loves to complain.  From this point on, the Internet-at-large would then see the blurb in Google’s search results and offer to them the promise of a rant by some distant blogger (Yours Truly).  They clicked the link, landed on the page and were instantly rewarded by a smarmy commentary on my frustrations with PowerShell.

Once this “pump” was primed by my own efforts, it was unnecessary to do anything other than to continue to write content.  Well, at least, I write content which I myself would be interested in reading.

Have I learned anything from all this?  The Internet appears to love a post whose title resonates with something they’re feeling at the moment.  For comparitive purposes, I demonstrate that “too much fun” received three views and “windows 10 sucks balls” has about 120 so far.

Do you change your blogging style to accommodate the prevailing mood of the Internet?  I wouldn’t suggest that.  Just write.  Try to find something interesting and say what you need to say.

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