a series of unfortunate search results

IanCalderon
Calif. lawmaker Ian Calderon proposes jail time for anyone who brings you a drinking straw.
WhiteHouse
Press Secretary Sarah Sanders describes how presidential hopefuls are recruited from the private sector.
CIA
If even the CIA can’t find you, then you are well-hidden indeed.
UnsolvedMysteries
You would think that they work work on the important questions.
Harvard
This puts a whole new twist on “higher” education.

 

Whittier
Richard Nixon was educated at Whittier College.
Forestry
Important issues were discussed at the conference, to be sure.

one-line edit, no more google $$$

In reading articles today entitled “You can’t boycott Google” and “They Tried to Boycott Facebook, Apple and Google. They failed.” I would suggest that neither Adrianne Jeffries nor Jack Nicas, respectively, understand the power of activism. People do have personal power but only if they’re willing to accept this fact.

Case in point, today I made a one-line edit to my laptop’s hosts file. It’s so easy that it only took a moment of my time. And what great thing, you might ask, did I accomplish doing so? In a one-line edit, I just removed Google’s revenue stream for their search engine.

In a one-line edit, I just removed Google’s revenue stream for their search engine.

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Remove Google’s adSense from Websites You Visit

The beauty in all this is the simplicity. Even the mighty Achilles had his weakness in the form of a vulnerable heal. Much of Google’s ongoing stream of income relies upon those ad impressions. Remove the impressions and you remove their revenue.

Remove the [Google ad] impressions and you remove their revenue.

And let’s face it, we didn’t really want to see those ads in the first place. They’re annoying, they vie for your attention in ever-newer distracting ways and they use your paid-for bandwidth all the while and without your permission.

  • OSX:  Open a Terminal and enter the command: sudo nano /private/etc/hosts
  • Windows:  Start -> Run -> cmd -> Choose the option to Run As Administrator, notepad c:\windows\system\drivers\etc\hosts

In either case, add the following line and save/exit: 127.0.0.1     *.googlesyndication.com

Let’s See the Difference

Going now to the website which apparently ranks the highest in Google adSense revenue, I show what their website looks like without those ads.

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See all those empty regions? Yep, those were the ads. The page loads faster. The page doesn’t now try to update the ads while I’m trying to simply read the content. It’s now a lot quieter and easier to take in the information.

Less Impressions -> Now You Have Google’s Attention

This is all it will take to make a difference in the world. If others follow suit and take my advice, this revelation of personal power as seen in the aggregate might just change the way these big players operate.

It’s all up to you, though. What do you really have to lose (other than those unwanted advertisements)?

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We reasonably expect that our service providers are not secretively working against its consumers/users and reporting search results to governments. In this case, if a Chinese citizen did a Google search which included marked keywords their name, GPS location and phone number were forwarded to their government. It is well-known that this then would eventually result in imprisonment and they will now be forced into slave labor to make consumer goods so that Wal-Mart can sell a toaster for $6.

When Google executives worried that the memo would somehow break out to the media, they then attempted to suppress the story by threatening emails, using technology to know who complied internally.

I think this needs to stop. And by “stop”, I’d suggest an all-out boycott of Google.

I think this needs to stop. And by “stop”, I’d suggest an all-out boycott of Google.

Google employees are reportedly resigning over China search efforts

Closer to Home

In a similar troubling story, Google employees are also protesting and resigning over its involvement with the DoD.

Project Maven: Nearly a dozen Google employees have reportedly quit in protest

DuckDuckGo Steps Up

I see that today the plucky DuckDuckGo.com search engine alternative has obviously read the news as well.

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The Corbett Report

Please watch this video. If you’re familiar with the character from the popular television show The Colbert Report, you might accidentally think that these are the same people (they’re not). Note the slight difference in spelling.

https://www.corbettreport.com/?powerpress_embed=24412-podcast&powerpress_player=mediaelement-video

Suppression of alternate media

As described in the video and demonstrated by the search engine comparison, Google has been caught manipulating the results in such a way that they are manufacturing public opinion. The days of valuing Google as an objective provider of search results are over; they’re no longer the “good guy”.

If you specifically depend upon independent media as opposed to the national media, GoodGopher.com has that option.

Change your search provider

Follow my lead and change your search provider today. Don’t wait for things to get worse.

got chrome?

“Would you like to install Chrome?”, I’m asked a hundred times per day by my default search engine, Google.com. “No, Google. As I’ve already answered a thousands times before this, I don’t want to install another browser on my computer.”

No, Google.  As I’ve already answered a thousands times before this, I don’t want to install another browser on my computer.

In the browser wars, Google hates Microsoft and Microsoft hates Google. It shouldn’t come as a surprise then when you’re using Internet Explorer and you visit Google that they then try to get you to install their own competing browser (Google Chrome). And when I say “try” I really mean “relentlessly nag you to death on the subject“.

The Fix

I’ve posted before about using a custom stylesheet to thwart Google’s Chrome-nag. Here is a new method which seems to be working for me today. I just updated the option for IE -> settings -> Internet Options -> Home Page:

https://www.google.com/webhp??

Normally, that /webhp?hl=ca part is expected to steer Google so that it selects your home language, Catallà, for example. Interestingly enough, Google doesn’t apparently nag people (regarding Chrome) who speak languages other than English!

So we use this knowledge to break the chain of violence, so to speak. Actually, we’re breaking more than that since by putting two question marks we’re technically breaking (okay, “faking out”) the specification for query strings.

the power of seo

Everyone wants to sell you search engine optimization (SEO) as a service.  I’m sure there’s good money in doing that but I’ve never paid anyone for this since it’s easy enough to do yourself.  The higher you are in a Google search result, the more likely that you’ll be seen.  And the more likely you’re seen, the more likely your blog will be read.

“Roll Your Own” SEO

Believe it or not, one of my most popular blog posts of all time is “why PowerShell sucks so badly”, enjoying 743 views so far (mostly from searches in Google).  Viewing this graph, clearly something changed between Jul & Aug of 2016.

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The views for this blog post were all 100% organic (unaffected by anyone’s attempts to manipulate search engine placement) before August 2016.  If you typed in “powershell sucks” into Google before this time you would have had to search page after page within their results to find any mention of my blog.

August 2016

Somewhere during that month, I noticed the popularity of this particular blog post and wanted to do an experiment.  Up until this point there might have been a total of 50 views, making it one of my most popular posts at the time.

Daily, for about a week, I visited Google and typed in “powershell sucks”, then walked through the pages of results until I found the link to my own post.  I then clicked the link and parked that browser.  (It’s important to just appear as if you’re actually reading the content because Google’s JavaScript is tracking your behavior.)

It’s only necessary to do this once per day, to be honest.  It doesn’t take much to make an otherwise-obscure blog post gain in popularity in the “eyes” of Google’s search engine.

I repeated this behavior until the blog post was listed in the top five entries of the first page of results and then let nature take its course.

The Result

Of course, the Internet loves to complain.  From this point on, the Internet-at-large would then see the blurb in Google’s search results and offer to them the promise of a rant by some distant blogger (Yours Truly).  They clicked the link, landed on the page and were instantly rewarded by a smarmy commentary on my frustrations with PowerShell.

Once this “pump” was primed by my own efforts, it was unnecessary to do anything other than to continue to write content.  Well, at least, I write content which I myself would be interested in reading.

Have I learned anything from all this?  The Internet appears to love a post whose title resonates with something they’re feeling at the moment.  For comparitive purposes, I demonstrate that “too much fun” received three views and “windows 10 sucks balls” has about 120 so far.

Do you change your blogging style to accommodate the prevailing mood of the Internet?  I wouldn’t suggest that.  Just write.  Try to find something interesting and say what you need to say.

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