john lennon is spinning in his grave

In case you haven’t heard, Paul McCartney is the darling boy of the EU’s Article 13 which hopes to stab out YouTube’s heart with a spork. Since Google owns YouTube, it’s naturally worried about all this. To make matters worse, the EU’s Article 11 link tax is quite possibly aimed at Google itself. The former Beatle has stepped up to urge the European Parliament to…

“PLEASE VOTE TO UPHOLD THE MANDATE ON COPYRIGHT AND ARTICLE 13. YOU HOLD IN YOUR HANDS THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HERE IN EUROPE.”

From the tone and use of ALLCAPS you’d almost think this were the Crusades and they’re all mounted on horses pointed south, defending Christendom.

Let’s not forget though that in a public ranking of all Beatles songs ever made, topping the worst-of-the-Beatles list at #213 is none other than Good Day Sunshine.

From Vulture’s article:

Revolver (1966): Paul McCartney was welcome to write all the happy, upbeat, cheery-cheery songs he wanted. But this one is beyond the pale. It’s blaring, received, and strident. Even by McCartney standards (“Getting Better,” “Hello Goodbye”) the title is inane. It could have been “Yum Food Delicious,” or “Hot Sex Baby,” or any other three random words McCartney took out of his Young Man’s Collection of Positive Synonyms — and note that of these three choices McCartney chose the blandest. McCartney’s piano playing, which graced so many Beatles songs, right up to “A Day in the Life,” is a parody of itself. It’s the worst song in the Beatles’ classic period. And it ruins Revolver, otherwise the most consistent and mind-blowing collection of pop-rock songs ever conceived by man.

John Lennon’s song Imagine was liked much more and for good reason. I think the sentiment resonated more with the average person. But now I’d like to mashup the lyrics a bit in honor of Paul’s recent audacity. Note that I only changed the words in italics below so I’m not far from John’s original sentiment in the last stanza about no possessions (to include even the possession of songs themselves).

Imagine there’s no money
It’s easy if you try
No credit cards before us
Behind us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today

Imagine there’s no currency
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to buy nor pay for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life so free

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people sharing all the world

I can’t imagine for even a single minute that John Lennon would have begged the European Parliament to protect his song rights from anyone.

Shame on you, Paul McCartney. If you’re mad at YouTube, don’t blindly lash out at the Internet-at-large and encourage the advent of “Lawyer-fest 2019”. You’d have to be daft to support legislation which gives full reign to every vulture of the world to now feed on the average Joe attempting to run a website.

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